dry\ humping

dry\ humping
1. (dry humping) (2830↑, 1053↓)
dry humping is the process of two people repeatedly moving up and down and back and forth on top of each other fully clothed( or missing various pieces, but the penis must not come in contact with the vagina with out some sort of fabric seperating them ex: boxers,panties, or even sheets\!\!)

I will dry hump anybody if they're cute enough\!\!

Author: the_virgin_sex_lover http://dry-humping.urbanup.com/729841
2. (dry humping) (970↑, 563↓)
This is a physical act that takes place between two people of opposite sexes. For this act to take place both parties involved are typically sexually stimulated. Once stimulation has reached a certain point, one individual will usually maneuver their body into a position that would facilitate contact between the fun parts of the human anatomy. As the stimulation continues to increase, the people involved gradually rub against each other in an up and down manner that mimics the act of sexual intercourse. This rubbing action ('humping') allows for the participants to experience some degree of friction while engaging in this activity. At first, the friction is considered to be a pleasurable feeling. After a while, however, irritation can occur. Why you ask? Because this whole thing takes place while their clothes are on\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Which, by the way, leads to one of two outcomes: 1) An abrupt halt to the dry humping, which usually is caused by an extended amount of skin irritation or 2) Full on wild animal kingdom SEX TIME (considered to be way more fun than option 1)

Kevin once told me that 'dry humping' was his favorite past time (and it secretly still is, just ask his inflatable doll\!\!\!\!\!\!)\!\!\!\!\!

3. (dry humping) (1215↑, 809↓)
The action of humping by two people while being fully clothed, or having underwear or even just sheets. Basically clothed sex...... And by the way, if you think that you have done this and lost your virginity then your wrong. See [getting nothing].

*EXAMPLE* Timmy: "Dude, she's not hot enough to have REAL sex with." Tommy: "Looks like you're going to have to dry hump her."

Author: Yeah, I run with scissors bitch\! http://dry-humping.urbanup.com/1406300
4. (dry humping) (1410↑, 1103↓)
The act of two bodies rubbing together to create sexual release with little chance of pregnancy.

My sisters husband and I spent the afternoon dry humping while she was at work.

5. (Dry Humping) (204↑, 106↓)
An act commonly seen on dance floors around the world.

OMG Jim was totally dry humping Nicki at prom\!

6. (Dry Humping) (297↑, 210↓)
a. Pretending to have sex with someone with clothes on b. Some thing you may do with ur bed when you are really in the mood

a. Me and my boyfriend dry hump all the time because im not ready to go full action b. Last night i dry humped my bed to avoid wetness

7. (Dry humping) (572↑, 486↓)
Humping someone with your clothes on.

Joe costa was dry humping scott just last night.

8. (dry humping) (346↑, 310↓)
Dry Humping -or- Dry Sex The act of two bodies rubbing together to create sexual release, well... release for the girl. Guys complain about it because it does nothing to them. So its sexist sex.

“Dude, dry sex is lame.”

9. (Dry humping) (76↑, 41↓)
Sex with clothes on, so not really sex at all. Often results in downstairs bruising/ inability to sit down for the woman. Even the morning after.

My boyfriend and I did some dry humping, making lots of noise on both our parts. Oo-er

10. (Dry Humping) (27↑, 58↓)
The act of thrusting your hips in a way that represents having sex, but you are just humping the dry air.

Damn, I am so horny, I am just going to start dry humping the shit out of this open space and use my imagination.

11. (dry humping) (9↑, 43↓)
an alternative use of the term employed by relief pitchers in baseball that describes the act of 'warming up' in the bullpen and never getting the chance to go 'in'.

When the starting pitcher was struggling in the game, the manager had Jason warm up but since he never got in the game it was just another case of dry humping.

12. (dry humping) (33↑, 81↓)
The worst thing in the history of the world.

We didn't even have sex. We were just dry humping. Now I'm going to have to kill myself.

13. (dry humping) (74↑, 296↓)
This is what Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson do at halftime of the superbowl.It was more like the superbowel that year though,lol.

I don't want to see dry humping at the superbowl halftime show cause it just turns the superbowl into the superbowel and that's pretty shitty,lol.

Author: Santa licks penises, http://dry-humping.urbanup.com/1561757
Related: sex, grinding, humping, dry sex, dry hump, grind, dancing, dirty dancing, hump, penis, blue balls, masturbation, dry, freaking, frottage, fucking, kissing, orgasm, foreplay, fuck, masturbate, mormon, outercourse, penetration, spooning, ass, boner, booty dancing, dryhumping, fingering, freak dancing, getting nothing, hand job, heavy petting, hot dogging, levi, levi loving, making out, mormons, oral sex
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

Игры ⚽ Поможем написать курсовую

Look at other dictionaries:

  • Dry-humping the Cash Cow — Live album by Alice Donut Released 1994 …   Wikipedia

  • dry humping — Noun. The act of simulation sex whilst fully clothed …   English slang and colloquialisms

  • dry-hump — n, vb (to perform) a sexual activity (often while standing up) in which the partners simulate intercourse while they (or at least their genitals) are fully clothed. The term usually describes the behav iour of consenting heterosexuals rather than …   Contemporary slang

  • dry-fuck — n, vb (to perform) a sexual activity (often while standing up) in which the partners simulate intercourse while they (or at least their genitals) are fully clothed. The term usually describes the behav iour of consenting heterosexuals rather than …   Contemporary slang

  • dry root — n, vb (to perform) a sexual activity (often while standing up) in which the partners simulate intercourse while they (or at least their genitals) are fully clothed. The term usually describes the behav iour of consenting heterosexuals rather than …   Contemporary slang

  • List of sex positions — This list of sex positions includes descriptions of various forms of sexual intercourse and other sexual acts between people. Sexual acts are generally described by the positions the participants take in order to perform those acts. Alfred Kinsey …   Wikipedia

  • Sex positions — are positions which people may adopt during or for the purpose of sexual intercourse or other sexual activities. Sexual acts are generally described by the positions the participants adopt in order to perform those acts. Though sexual intercourse …   Wikipedia

  • List of sexology topics — This is a list of topics related to sexology, human sexuality and marriage customs, and related topics such as human sexual anatomy, reproductive biology, andrology, gynaecology, obstetrics and, where relevant, anthropology. Note that this list… …   Wikipedia

  • Frotteurism — Not to be confused with frot or frottage (disambiguation). A sign outside of a bicycle parking lot in Chiba, Japan, warns Beware of Chikan. Frotteurism refers to a paraphilic interest in rubbing, usually one s pelvis or erect penis, against… …   Wikipedia

  • Alice Donut — is a rock and roll band from New York City. Formed in 1986, disbanded in 1996, and re formed in 2001, the band toured vigorously and broke up after their 1000th live performance. Between 1987 and 1996, Alice Donut released seven full length… …   Wikipedia

  • Saturday Night Live animal sketches — The Falconer redirects here. For the John Cheever novel, see Falconer (novel). This list includes write ups for animal themed recurring sketches that appeared on Saturday Night Live. The sketches are listed chronologically. Character lists:… …   Wikipedia

Share the article and excerpts

Direct link
… Do a right-click on the link above
and select “Copy Link”